A bizarre theory suggests Harold and George from the Captain Underpants books have infiltrated modern media and geopolitics. The author traces their influence from Predator: Badlands' over-the-top opening scene to international conflicts and sports corruption. Their signature style - excessive action, shiny weapons, and juvenile imagination - now dominates entertainment.

This realization came after watching Predator: Badlands, where the opening featured exactly the kind of exaggerated, sword-fighting Predator nonsense Harold and George would dream up. The author argues their influence extends far beyond movies. From the Department of Defense becoming the Department of War to FIFA corruption scandals, the world increasingly resembles the chaotic playground of two mischievous ten-year-olds.

The theory culminates in a darkly humorous observation about a convicted FIFA official living in a tacky New York apartment next to his cats' residence - owned by none other than Donald Trump. The author suggests our global leadership consists of people who never matured past childhood, leaving citizens to clean up the mess. Captain Underpants, where are you when we need you?