Buying a retro game console is a terrible idea for most people, according to this detailed guide. The author assumes readers aren't hardcore collectors or tech enthusiasts, but simply want to play old games casually. Original hardware is expensive, hard to connect to modern TVs, and prone to failure. The core message is stark: if your goal is just to play games, there are vastly better, cheaper options available today.

Nintendo Switch Online service ($20/year for NES/SNES/Game Boy, $45 for NES/SNES/Game Boy/Genesis/Mega Drive/Game Boy Advance) offers the most accessible way to play many retro titles legally on a modern console. For Nintendo games specifically, this subscription is the recommended path, not hunting for original hardware. The guide strongly advises against this route for anyone seeking simple, affordable gaming.

For those fixated on cartridges, Analogue NT clone consoles provide a modern solution, enabling save states and cheat codes. However, these premium devices command high prices, often exceeding original hardware costs. The market is volatile, requiring careful research. Emulation via software like RetroArch is presented as a viable alternative, though the guide doesn't delve into setup details.

Getting started with real hardware demands significant investment: the console itself, often outdated RF cables (problematic for modern TVs), a working controller, and a game. Prices have skyrocketed since the pandemic, making legitimate purchases far more expensive than in 2016. The guide concludes by emphasizing the steep learning curve and financial risk, reinforcing that retro consoles are fundamentally unsuitable for casual players seeking a hassle-free experience.