Following Sam Altman's controversial remarks about RAM priority, open-source developer Iain Kay launched Ram Altman, a Linux script that humorously reports idle RAM to Altman. The BASH tool monitors system memory and, if more than 10% of RAM is unused, sends an email with sarcastic templates. For example, one message jokes about 8.6 GiB of RAM sitting idle on a desk, "hoarding responsibly."
To prevent misuse, the email feature requires manual setup, and a --dry-run flag lets users test messages without sending them. The project's FAQ wittily addresses questions like whether it helps with DRAM shortages ("No") or works on macOS ("No, your RAM is probably soldered").
The parody gained traction online, contributing to Altman's recent backtrack on X, where he clarified his earlier comments were taken out of context and emphasized his desire for everyone to have ample RAM.
Source: Hacker News · Summarized by HeadlinesBriefing