A former global head of equity capital markets at Bank of America reflects on the ritual of retirement announcements, particularly those posted on LinkedIn. A senior investment banker recently announced his retirement with a thoughtful post thanking clients, colleagues, and family, while also detailing upcoming ventures including private investments and film projects. These messages often resemble family Christmas letters, cataloging achievements and future plans with a hint of self-congratulation.

The writer notes that retirement announcements rarely say simply "thanks for the memories" because elite professions foster relentless progression and a deep sense of indispensability. When departure arrives, the attention is intoxicating but fleeting. The firm moves on quickly, reassigning clients and offices.

This realization of impermanence drives many to promise another act, as the profession never teaches how to stop. The retirement post becomes a trailer for a sequel, reflecting a culture where identity is tied to constant momentum and achievement.