The author shares a list of enjoyable webcomics, including Three Word Phrase, SMBC, Dinosaur Comics, Oglaf (nsfw), A Softer World, Buttersafe, Perry Bible Fellowship, Questionable Content, Buttercup Festival, Homestuck, Junior Scientist Power Hour, and xkcd.com.

Regarding website viewing, the author humorously suggests that xkcd.com is best experienced with outdated software like Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below, emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIgs, with a specific screen resolution of 1024x1. This recommendation is presented with a series of tongue-in-cheek technical and operational instructions.

Further directives include enabling ad blockers, disabling high-heat drying, removing the device from Airplane Mode and setting it to Boat Mode, and keeping caps lock enabled for security. These instructions are part of the unconventional and humorous tone of the piece.